Bakit may mga taong talagang pinanganak na tanga?

Conversation today:

Guy: Hi! Yung Figaro ba sa Emerald Avenue nasa Emerald Avenue ba? Saan Malapit?
Me: Near Starbucks
Guy: Starbucks Megamall?
Me: Starbucks Basilan.
Guy: O akala ko sa Emerald?
Me: Have a productive day.