They call me Miss Popularity?

No way! It’s just that I am makapal enough to have my picture taken to be published. How could I??? Sometimes, really, I don’t know myself anymore. And I didn’t even brush my hair or powder my nose. Feeling talaga!!! I am seriously having an identity crisis right now. Gasp! I might have multiple personality syndrome! Lord, why am I like this? Why do I like subjecting my chubby and sometimes bepimpled face to the critical public? Why didn’t I think about it before I agreed? Why oh why oh why????

Don’t know what I’m talking about? Live for the next seven days and you’ll know. It’s a disease, I tell you. And it’s eeeeevil.