Booze up bland

What is it with Celine Lopez that many find endearing? I do not like her for her haughtiness but I HAVE learned a lot about managing myself while getting drunk, as well as emerging as mixer extraordinaire handling cocktails. So, thank her for that.

Her writings flirt with my mind, as if she bore words with dashes of alcohol in them, leaving me intoxicated, and, yes, blinded that she writes beautifully and without fault. When I think of her, I think liquor. When I muse about both deeper, I throw up.

Ms Lopez remains a challenge to my senses. I have yet to read more to say more.