Thanks to my ever-loyal breathing teddy bear, I was able to watch Kill Bill way ahead of the pack. You guys should check it out. It has so much violence and kickass chick stunts it makes Traffic and Snatch look like Spongebob Squarepants.

Note to self: Grow your hair longer and have it styled like Lucy Liu's teenage girl bodyguard's hair. Pitch black, straight till the just an inch past the shoulders and with bangs. Oh, and don't forget to go on a severe diet so you could don that perversely sexy Japanese schoolgirl uniform to go with it.

You guys should definitely watch this movie.