Another conversation with the same idiot:

Guy: I'm in ortigas
Me: What will you be doing in Ortigas?
Guy: Driving to Galleria
Me: Uh. yeah. What will you be doing in Galleria?
Guy: Titingnan ang Starbucks sa Emerald


iyak na lang ako....

Bakit may mga taong talagang pinanganak na tanga?

Conversation today:

Guy: Hi! Yung Figaro ba sa Emerald Avenue nasa Emerald Avenue ba? Saan Malapit?
Me: Near Starbucks
Guy: Starbucks Megamall?
Me: Starbucks Basilan.
Guy: O akala ko sa Emerald?
Me: Have a productive day.

1. Your name spelled backwards.
assenav

2. Where were your parents born.
davao city

3. What is the last thing you downloaded onto your computer?
an mp3 of LFO's Girl on TV... yeah yeah, baduy na kung baduy

4. What's your favorite restaurant?
saisaki. dear lord, please let me swim in salmon sashimi for the rest of my life.

5. Last time you swam in a pool?
december 2000, at a club in Davao

6. Have you ever been in a school play?
hmm.. does being stage manager count? Fourth year high school. did the stage and backdrop on "Sino ba Kayo?"

7. How many kids do you want?
3. 2 boys one girl.

8. Type of music you dislike most?
overplayed pop.

9. Are you registered to vote?
not yet. hahahahaha!!! i'm 22 and i still don't vote. (kakatamad kasi)

10. Do you have cable?
yes, but it's useless. I hardly get to watch television.

11. Have you ever ridden on a moped?
WAT DAT?

12. Ever prank call anybody?
hahaha! yeah, when I was in elementary, I used to call my crush's house all the time and then hang up. Thank god, the caller-ID function was not yet a trend.

13. Ever get a parking ticket?
i don't even drive.

14. Would you go bungee jumping or sky diving?
SKY DIVE!!!! woohoo!!

15. Furthest place you ever traveled.
Hong Kong

16. Do you have a garden?
um no. i live in a high rise.

17. What's your favorite comic strip?
sherman's lagoon and Pugad Baboy

18. Do you really know all the words to your national anthem?
Yes. Had to sing it every Monday when I was still in school.

19. Bath or Shower, morning or night?
im a night bather.. but lately i've been taking many showers.

20. Best movie you've seen in the past month?
Hmm... The Hulk? The 3D animation was so obvious but I like the treatment and the story. I have yet to watch Tomb Raider later.

21. Favorite pizza topping?
Bacon

22. Chips or popcorn?
chips

23. What color lipstick do you usually wear?
lip balm in pink shimmer

24. Have you ever smoked peanut shells?
hahhahaha! a friend of mine told me about this, but no I haven't tried it. YOu're supposed to dry the shells under the sun and grind them before you roll them up. Yo, pare. Astig.

25. Have you ever been in a beauty pageant?
When I was in grade two, I was the contestant for Miss United Nations. I was Miss Hong Kong.
I was also the class representative to Miss Ateneo during freshman year in high school but I lost. hahahaha! Like I wonder why!

26. Orange Juice or apple?
apple!

27. Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine?
with a guy friend at Oyster Boy

28. Favorite type chocolate bar?
Maltesers

29. When was the last time you voted at the polls?
:(

30. Last time you ate a homegrown tomato?
i don't notice. i just eat.

31. Have you ever won a trophy?
dami na. lalo nung grade school. i was a nerd then.

32. Are you a good cook?
i think so. hahahahhaa!

33. Do you know how to pump your own gas?
um, no. we have "gas boys" for that.

34. Do you have déja-vu often?
so much I think I'm psychic

35. Sprite or 7-up?
sprite

36. Have you ever had to wear a uniform to work?
never! I wouldn't be applying for the job if they required that employees wear uniforms. ruins my sense of style.

37. Last thing you bought at a pharmacy?
paracetamol. i get headaches often.

38. What color is the inside of your head when you close your eyes?
dark brown with red spots

39. Would you prefer being a millionaire or find true love?
hmmm... that's hard. millionaire?

40. Do you believe in love at first sight?
uh no.

41. Ever call a 1-900 number?
no way!

42. Can ex's be friends?
of course

43. Who was the last person you visited in a hospital?
i don't remember

44. Did you have a lot of hair when you were a baby?
oh yes! people called me "mushroom head"

45. What message is on your answering machine?
i don't have an answering machine

46. What's your all time favorite Saturday Night Live Character?
I grew up with That's Entertainment, thank you.

47. What was the name of your first pet?
Pedro, the house cat. Never found out why I named him Pedro.

48. What is in your purse?
phone, notebook/organizer/journal, house keys, hand sanitizer, kikay kit, facial wash, face towel, facial tissue, comb, umbrella, chocolate nuggets, diskette, papers, about 4 pens, ID, perfume, trash, rosary (I bring it coz my mom gave it to me), dark sunglasses, after coffee mints and more trash

49. Favorite thing to do before bedtime?
read or write

50. What is one thing you are grateful for today?
that I am alive and writing